Absolutely hilarious!
Out here, the standard CAR purchase contract states that the buyer shall pay for any damage caused by buyers’ inspections. Consequently, all I have to do is explain the ramifications of ol’ granny dieing in the back bedroom, or the computer being fried from the power surge when it is turned back on, or granny dieing back in, say, Harrisonburg, Virginia, because the doctor left a voice mail for authorization to do brain surgery and grandson never got the message because I tested the AFCI and erase all the messages. I have not had a single Client in 6 years and thousands of inspections ask me or my employees to test the AFCI or GFCI once I explain that if any damage is caused, they will have to pay for it as per the purchase contract.
It helps to be familiar with the purchase contract itself so that one can discuss the contract intelligently with Clients, Realtors, etc. They are quite impressed by my knowledge about who gets to pay for things that I might damage, destroy, or kill.
A good follow-up 3-5 days after the report was delivered, and another follow-up 10-14 days after the report was delivered, and another follow-up 30 days after the inspection, and another follow-up once one knows that escrow has closed, and another follow-up 30 days after escrow has closed, seems to get my Clients to do things.
I did a re-inspection today, four months after the original inspection. Consequently, it was really a “consultation” at this point because I wasn’t re-inspecting repairs from the seller, or anything else like that. My Client simply wanted to know if things were working as they were supposed to. I took the inspection report with me, and after he was finished with his questions, I asked him about things I noted in the report:
Did he install carbon monoxide alarms? Yep.
Did he install some additional smoke alarms? Yep.
Did he have a GFCI outlet installed for the spa bathtub? Yep.
Was he testing the AFCI breakers monthly? Yep.
Was he testing the GFCI outlets monthly? Yep.
Was he testing the carbon monoxide and smoke alarms monthly? Yep.
He even showed me his maintenance sheet; I think ART has been moonlighting on me! I charged him $99 per hour, which would have been $198, but he wrote me a check for $225. What more can I say?
Customer service is customer service. As my wise ol’ grandmother said, “Don’t touch that AFCI!” :mrgreen: