Originally Posted By: gromicko
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http://www.nachi.org/alexasitecomparison.htm
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Nick Gromicko
Founder
dues=79cents/day.
I much prefer email to private messages.
http://www.nachi.org/alexasitecomparison.htm
I much prefer email to private messages.
Originally Posted By: gbeaumont
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Hi to all,
Interesting stats Nick, I like fooling around on Alexa.com, here's some comparisons that may be of interest
Regards
gerry
Originally Posted By: Nick Gromicko
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Hee Hee. Gerry, you are getting as bad as me.
NAHI is totally flatlined. Dead.
Anyway, according to www.Alexa.com we hit another all-time traffic record yesterday despite our mb being down for a while.
Originally Posted By: Nick Gromicko
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to look the other way, has the world’s dumbest B.O.D. that issues statement denying the existence of publicly filed Civil Justice complaints, and then blames the total lack of attendence at any of your events on the weather …is DEAD.
Thank goodness.
Originally Posted By: jbushart
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Since NAHI is little more than a place for ASHI candidates to feel relevant while they wait for their 250th victim, it would appear that their death rattle is a prelude to a much bigger downfall to come.
Originally Posted By: Nick Gromicko
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Originally Posted By: Nick Gromicko
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NAHI member: There are 2 of us, heck we could hold an entire NAHI Convention.
9.
NAHI member: Hey helper, I'm trying to decide if my client's water heater is faulty. Do we have a new one on the truck?
Helper: Yes.
NAHI member: Good then, I'll report this one in need of replacement.
8.
Helper: Hey boss, isn't it unethical to repair defects you find during an inspection?
NAHI member: Shut up stupid, I'm a NAHI member. Everything is ethical.
7.
NAHI member: Hey Mrs. Client, I'm finished with the inspection. Your roof needs to be replaced and I just happen to be in the roofing business.
6.
Helper: Hey boss, how come NAHI's website doesn't get any traffic?
NAHI member: Good weather I think, no one online.
Helper: But it's been raining all week boss.
NAHI member: Bad weather then. Shut up and steal something.
5.
Helper: Hey boss, why are we charging our client an extra $100?
NAHI member: To cover the bribe I paid her agent.
4.
Helper: Isn't bribing agents to have them steer their clients away from the best inspectors unethical?
NAHI member: Not at NAHI.  .
3.
NAHI member: Go buy 2 medium pizzas.
Helper: What for boss?
NAHI member: I agreed to buy all the food needed to feed everyone at tonight's NAHI meeting. Don't worry, we'll have food left over.
2.
NAHI member: Well Mrs. Client, I haven't looked at your furnace yet but it needs to be replaced and I just happen to have a new one on the truck.
1.
Helper: Hey boss, what's all this about NAHI lowering their Code of Ethics in return for a corporate sponsorship?
NAHI member: Heck, NAHI would change the word "Code" to "Lack" for another corporate sponsorship.
Originally Posted By: tallen
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NACHI
http://www.instantposition.com/results.cfm
http://www.instantposition.com/results.cfm
NAHI
http://www.instantposition.com/results.cfm
http://www.instantposition.com/results.cfm
ASHI
http://www.instantposition.com/results.cfm
http://www.instantposition.com/results.cfm
Pretty much sums it up.