Originally Posted By: dbush This post was automatically imported from our archived forum.
American Rally this Saturday
We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this
Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out
of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's
okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
Originally Posted By: Blaine Wiley This post was automatically imported from our archived forum.
Dave,
I will do my part to help. We must all do our best to stop the terrorists. I am printing this message as a flyer and will distribute it to all of the houses in my neighborhood. Wait a minute....the average age of the women in this neighborhood is about 65  . Maybe I'll just put it on the under 45 crowd homes. Surely the WWII generation isn't involved in terrorism, except when they are driving their cars around here.
Originally Posted By: Blaine Wiley This post was automatically imported from our archived forum.
Paul,
I am old enough to remember when the Knox developement got leveled by a tornado in 1966. Dorothy, Toto and I just had to get outta there.
Igor,
With an average age of 65 I live in the young neighborhood. I moved next door to the neighborhood where the houses are 30 and the people are 85. And the other inspectors down here are mostly over 60. Hmmmmmmm, won't be long till the phone just starts ringin off the hook. I just love it when a plan comes together.   