Anybody want to have a party on this deck?


I’m sure it’s good for pool parties!

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Appears the party happened during deck erecting. Lol. A lot of lumber was consumed, as well as other legal refreshments, during the all night-er.

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I imagine one of those psychics trying to paint a picture of what happened here.

“Yes yes, I see it now. I’m picturing mullets and plaid shirts with the sleeves cut off. Yes Olde English bottles riddling the side yard and a dirt bike with the carburator taken apart sitting on a coffee table.”

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That is quite the safety hazard, Evan! :flushed:

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Well, they even have a spot to piss when you’ve had too much!

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And its hard to tell if that post is meant to be bearing the roof above?? It’s not lined up with the lower one, looks like it is bearing on a flat 2x4 that is cantilevered. That wouldnt even hold the weight of the post by itself sufficiently…

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It’s hard to tell from the photo but that post goes all the way to the the roof above it had “decorative wood” stapled to the post. This house had a lot of that wood stapled randomly around the exterior. My guess is they took peyote one night and expressed themselves.

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It was a 2 x 6 underneath but it wasn’t lined up properly. These guys did a real hack job on the deck. You should have seen the outbuilding they put together or I guess half put together. So property was a mess

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Yes, I see it now. It is a structural beam, with decorative slats under the deck. That makes it look like 2x4s just stacked on top of each other.

That’s not a deck. That’s just the scaffolding they erected to finish installing the roof soffit. LOL

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Lol ah my mistake, that makes a lot more sense with the way they left it!

Actually, if it had some guards, I would have trouble finding issue with it. Of course, the underside beam is doing a lot of work and would need to be engineered to do the job. (the distance of the cantilever is questionable, but this is not a “code” deck)

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Yeah I agree. I was thinking the cantilever was protruding a bit past the 1/3 distance which had me wondering as well, I’m happy you saw it as well. I think this deck was once in a lot better shape. This place was being purchased as a flipper so they weren’t to concerned with the deck. Just one of the worst for wear ones I’ve seen recently.

That’s a redneck urinal…