BITS and PIECES...

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…the magazine that motivates the world.

Neat little mag that ended up on my desk…I think I’ll share its wisdom with all of the good folks from time to time…

I’ll probably present one or two items each day. Starting off with some that’ll give a good idea of what to expect…

**“The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be.” Robert Fulghum **

That sort of thing…

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A moment of insight is sometimes worth a life of experience. Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Don’t cry because it’s over–smile because it happened.

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Character is doing what’s right when no one is looking.

O.K. Let’s all join in and help brighten each day…

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I like this one…

A[size=2] child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark. Chinese proverb :slight_smile: :slight_smile: [/size]

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To me, old age is fifteen years older than I am. Bernard Baruch

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“Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups”

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“Laziness and Liability are best friends.”

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Very good…:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

…do some more.

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Tact is for those not witty enough to be sarcastic.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.

To know thyself is the ultimate form of aggression

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

The one who snores will always fall asleep first.

The other line always moves faster.

Never argue with a fool – people might not know the difference.

It always takes longer to get there than to get back.

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

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Hi to all,

Anything you loose will always be in the last place you look (anon)

Regards

Gerry

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Mini skirts are like barbed wire fences…

They protect the property but don’t block the view.

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Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can. Danny Kaye

Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out into the ocean. Christopher Reeve

It’s never too late to be who you might have been. George Eliot

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that. The truly great make you feel that you, too, can become great. Mark Twain

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. Plato

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. Arthur Rubinstein

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. Henry James

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It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. Kehlog Albran

Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats. Howard Aiken

I don’t have that much time left so I can’t afford to be spending it with assholes. *Joe Ferry

*Spel chekers, hoo neeeds em? Alan James Bean

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming –
WOW! What a ride. Thank You God. (unknown)

Live to Die!!
Don’t
Exist to Expire.