and getting stiffed on a check:shock:
:shock: I’d rather have a bounced check than have him take me out too! . . . you be careful now.
Have you ever wondered why these murder suicides always result in the victim being killed first, then the murder tries to kill themselves. How come the murderer never tries to kill himself first? :mrgreen:
“Well, your honor, I tried to stab myself first…you see…but I missed and stabbed my wife, instead.”
“Twenty seven times?” asks the Judge.
“Yes, your honor. It was a new knife. I had never used it before…”
Each stab or bullet must be for each year of hell the little ole wife inflicted on her husband eh? 
Happy Anniversary honey heres to another 27! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: