I occasionally get calls from a tenant who wants me to inspect their apt. because a landlord isn’t maintaining it. I politely decline those and wish them luck.
But yesterday got a call for an inspection that is definitely beyond my abilities!
I don’t think they had a clue who they were calling.
Ring, Ring…
Me - Hello, this is Tom Witt
Caller - Yeah, you do inspections?
Me - Yes, how can I help you?
Caller - I need an inspection done today, can you do that?
(this is 3pm on Sunday afternoon)
Me - No, I’m sorry I’m not available today, is this for a home or county rental inspection?
Nope, just a confused adult with some a screw loose!
mauger
(Mike Auger, CMI - RI 43685, RMC-142, RMB-096)
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I got a couple recently too…“how much for an inspection?” “why do you need info about my house to inspect my car?”
I get about 2 per month, tenant trying to get out of a lease inspections…I decline them too, the other thing I get is my apartment had mold, I want to sue my landlord I need to get it tested…not a fan.
Back when I was using Google Adwords, I’d go look at what searches were being put in that led to me paying for a click. By far the best was “vaginal inspections”
That reminds me of the original RoboCop where the crooks would be sitting around watching TV of a kind of Benny Hill like guy with a bunch of babes cavorting around.
“I’d buy that for a dollar!” was always the punchline as he leered into the camera.