Giant sinkhole in the White House lawn.

There’s a giant sinkhole on the White House lawn. Cue the jokes. - The Washington Post

I’m convinced it isn’t a traditional sink hole. It’s debris from construction many years ago (back then they used wood for everything) that rotted and left a pocket that eventually gave way.

I’m convinced that the Russians were responsible

Hillary was building a tunnel to get back in the White House… foiled!