Google Fears Chuck Norris

jmckenna1 · October 25, 2007, 5:28am

Even Google fears Chuck Norris.

jmckenna1 · October 25, 2007, 5:36am

“Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.”
“They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for Chuck’s beard.”
“Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.”
“Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that ‘Law & Order’ are the names of his left and right legs.”
“Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light because the dark is afraid of him.”
“Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.”
“There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.”
“When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.”
*]“When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.”

bkelly2 · October 25, 2007, 6:05am

Too funny John :D:D:D:D:D:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

dmaricic · October 25, 2007, 6:22am

Awesome!

wdecker · October 25, 2007, 6:55pm

Sounds like the Texas version of the real thing, i.e., Jack Bauer (from 24) jokes:

What did Jack Bauer get on his SATs?

Check these out:

And to your point, John, Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris (forth one down):

Enjoy :mrgreen:

inxilpro · October 26, 2007, 6:36pm

Jack Bauer has nothing on Chuck Norris. But the real deal is Bruce Lee. Check out how he takes Chuck Norris out: