Even Google fears Chuck Norris.
- “Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.”
- “They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for Chuck’s beard.”
- “Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.”
- “Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that ‘Law & Order’ are the names of his left and right legs.”
- “Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light because the dark is afraid of him.”
- “Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.”
- “There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.”
- “When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.”
*]“When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.”
Too funny John :D:D:D:D:D:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
Sounds like the Texas version of the real thing, i.e., Jack Bauer (from 24) jokes:
What did Jack Bauer get on his SATs?
Check these out:
And to your point, John, Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris (forth one down):
Jack Bauer has nothing on Chuck Norris. But the real deal is Bruce Lee. Check out how he takes Chuck Norris out: