Google Fears Chuck Norris

Even Google fears Chuck Norris.

  • “Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.”
  • “They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for Chuck’s beard.”
  • “Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.”
  • “Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that ‘Law & Order’ are the names of his left and right legs.”
  • “Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light because the dark is afraid of him.”
  • “Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.”
  • “There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.”
  • “When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.”
    *]“When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.”

Too funny John :D:D:D:D:D:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:


Sounds like the Texas version of the real thing, i.e., Jack Bauer (from 24) jokes:

What did Jack Bauer get on his SATs?

  • Blood!

Check these out:

And to your point, John, Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris (forth one down):

Enjoy :mrgreen:

Jack Bauer has nothing on Chuck Norris. But the real deal is Bruce Lee. Check out how he takes Chuck Norris out: