Help: We're creating personalized inspection fortune cookies for members to give out.

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We’re going to order tens of thousands of custom fortune cookies, each with a personalized, inspection-related message.

They’ll be available for members to order and to give out at events, home shows, real estate offices, and even during inspections.

And unlike candy or popcorn, these InterNACHI fortune cookies keep them thinking about you… their inspector.

Anyway, we need to create a bunch of personalized messages. If you can think of one, post it. If we use it, we’ll send you a bunch of InterNACHI’s inspection fortune cookies to use for marketing purposes.

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Home Inspector Sweet Home Inspector.

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Light guides you home. Warmth keeps you there.

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Hands build houses. Hearts make homes.

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I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. George Washington

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The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. John F. Kennedy

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The ornaments of your house will be the guests who frequent it.

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Not all those with green thumb are good gardeners. Some are just sloppy painters.

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May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.

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It’s really the cat’s house - we just pay the mortgage.

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You can seek happiness throughout the world, but you’ll find it at home.

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The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. Confucius

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A king is at home in a castle, a handyman is at home anywhere.

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Did you change your furnace filter?

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Your inspector is awesome.

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You may see beautiful icicles coming down from your roof, your inspector sees a ventilation problem.

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Why put something off until later that can be accomplished now?

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Smoke detectors save lives

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Anyone can build a house, family makes it a home.

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How does it feel,
To be without a home,
Like a complete unknown,
Like a rolling stone?

BOB DYLAN,
“Like A Rolling Stone”