# Help: We're creating personalized inspection fortune cookies for members to give out. **URL:** \ **Category:** Misc. Discussion\ **Created:** [December 5, 2013, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699 "2013-12-05T07:51:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![canderson5](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/canderson5/32/1814_2.png) [@canderson5](https://forum.nachi.org/u/canderson5)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 3:36am UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/101 "2013-12-17T03:36:35Z")
No, your inspector isn’t listening to your agent’s opinion either. ---
**Author:** ![mclark2](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/mclark2/32/170907_2.png) [@mclark2](https://forum.nachi.org/u/mclark2)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 3:36am UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/102 "2013-12-17T03:36:46Z")
Expect the unexpected when not inspected ---
**Author:** ![canderson5](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/canderson5/32/1814_2.png) [@canderson5](https://forum.nachi.org/u/canderson5)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 3:38am UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/103 "2013-12-17T03:38:07Z")
The seller’s contractors will throw me under the bus in the near future. ---
**Author:** ![mclark2](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/mclark2/32/170907_2.png) [@mclark2](https://forum.nachi.org/u/mclark2)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 3:38am UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/104 "2013-12-17T03:38:23Z")
Good fortune is home made, never in a mass produced cookie ---
**Author:** ![mclark2](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/mclark2/32/170907_2.png) [@mclark2](https://forum.nachi.org/u/mclark2)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/105 "2013-12-17T03:39:23Z")
> [@canderson5](#): > > The seller’s contractors will throw me under the bus in the near future. That’s not a fortune-it’s an undeniable statistic ---
**Author:** ![mclark2](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/mclark2/32/170907_2.png) [@mclark2](https://forum.nachi.org/u/mclark2)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 3:40am UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/106 "2013-12-17T03:40:39Z")
Your inspector doesn’t know everything-oh wait-yes he does… ---
**Author:** ![canderson5](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/canderson5/32/1814_2.png) [@canderson5](https://forum.nachi.org/u/canderson5)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 5:36am UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/107 "2013-12-17T05:36:49Z")
Your choice of inspector will prove your foresight and wisdom. ---
**Author:** ![mauger](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/mauger/32/178937_2.png) [@mauger](https://forum.nachi.org/u/mauger)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 1:08pm UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/108 "2013-12-17T13:08:05Z")
> [@canderson5](#): > > Tips are welcome. don’t eat yellow snow ---
**Author:** ![rspriggs](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/rspriggs/32/184411_2.png) [@rspriggs](https://forum.nachi.org/u/rspriggs)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/109 "2013-12-20T01:14:44Z")
All our visitors bring happiness . . . Some by coming, Others by going. ---
**Author:** ![rspriggs](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/rspriggs/32/184411_2.png) [@rspriggs](https://forum.nachi.org/u/rspriggs)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/110 "2013-12-20T01:18:17Z")
At bedtime, give all your troubles to God . . . He’ll be up all night, anyway. How much for a thousand of these, Nick???!! ---
**Author:** ![gromicko](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/gromicko/32/58172_2.png) [@gromicko](https://forum.nachi.org/u/gromicko)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/111 "2014-01-11T18:06:49Z")
O.K. ordering them on Monday. Thanks everyone. I’ll let you know when they are available. ---
**Author:** ![jbushart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@jbushart](https://forum.nachi.org/u/jbushart)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 6:39pm UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/112 "2014-01-11T18:39:18Z")
You’re name, address, phone number and email address has been sold to a lead broker and your home inspector is no longer a “moron”. Congratulate him. … and … There is a surprise for you in your home inspection agreement. A mysterious “TPSP” will reach you by phone to explain it to you. ---
**Author:** ![jjonas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/jjonas/32/301755_2.png) [@jjonas](https://forum.nachi.org/u/jjonas)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/113 "2014-01-11T19:56:20Z")
> [@gromicko](#): > > O.K. ordering them on Monday. Thanks everyone. I’ll let you know when they are available. Will there be a list of the phrases used so we may decide to order them or not? I understand they may be random, but a master list would be appreciated before purchasing as there may be some I do not want, and will not order if included. ---
**Author:** ![bbrinke](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/bbrinke/32/1460_2.png) [@bbrinke](https://forum.nachi.org/u/bbrinke)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/114 "2014-01-11T22:59:36Z")
> [@jbushart](#): > > You’re name, address, phone number and email address has been sold to a lead broker and your home inspector is no longer a “moron”. Congratulate him. > > … and … > > There is a surprise for you in your home inspection agreement. A mysterious “TPSP” will reach you by phone to explain it to you. You are one bitter dude ---
**Author:** ![gromicko](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/gromicko/32/58172_2.png) [@gromicko](https://forum.nachi.org/u/gromicko)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 12:04am UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/115 "2014-01-12T00:04:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Will there be a list of the phrases used so we may decide to order them or not? I understand they may be random, but a master list would be appreciated before purchasing as there may be some I do not want, and will not order if included. Yes, the cookie company is supposed to tell me how many different fortunes we can include and then I’ll post them. I suspect these are going to be a big hit at real estate offices. ---
**Author:** ![gneff](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/gneff/32/59427_2.png) [@gneff](https://forum.nachi.org/u/gneff)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/116 "2014-01-12T18:32:55Z")
Sounds great! Better than tootsie pops with my logo attached. ---
**Author:** ![gstacey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@gstacey](https://forum.nachi.org/u/gstacey)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/117 "2014-01-12T22:34:36Z")
A safe home is a happy home 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bclark4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/bclark4/32/171099_2.png) [@bclark4](https://forum.nachi.org/u/bclark4)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/118 "2014-01-13T19:14:56Z")
I see home maintenance in your future! ---
**Author:** ![bclark4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/bclark4/32/171099_2.png) [@bclark4](https://forum.nachi.org/u/bclark4)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/119 "2014-01-13T19:15:53Z")
You will have many years of gutter cleaning! ---
**Author:** ![mmeeker](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/internachi/user_avatar/forum.nachi.org/mmeeker/32/59432_2.png) [@mmeeker](https://forum.nachi.org/u/mmeeker)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 9:54pm UTC](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699/120 "2014-01-13T21:54:45Z")
**COOKIES** Mmmmmmmmmmmmm I think the MOST important is that they taste good. For real 🙂 [Previous page](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699.md?page=5) [Next page](https://forum.nachi.org/t/help-were-creating-personalized-inspection-fortune-cookies-for-members-to-give-out/82699.md?page=7)