Home Occupant

One of the residents of the home remained for today’s inspection.

Looks like a girl I brought home from a bar about 25 years ago, don’t make fun of her plz----:shock:—:oops:

Was her name Peggie?------------:lol:

“The structure was found to be infested with pork. Recommend that a non-Jewish and licensed pork remediator be hired to eliminate it by barbecue.”

Was it wearing lipstick?

I know, I know, you never went to bed with any pigs, but somehow or other you woke up with a few, been there done that own the T-shirt. :smiley:

Too funny,

let me guess, the report included the phrase “looked like a pig stye” :wink: