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Bad Link Chris

Ultra modern “Will Nots” Remover noted in master bathroom. Read and fully understand how to use this piece of equipment. Caution is highly recommended!
T.Neyedli
www.alphahomeinspections.ca

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“handle with care”

:(:roll::frowning:

A shreading experience, handle with care.

Marcel:) :stuck_out_tongue:

Ouch!

Did you test it to make sure it was operational?

Perhaps that is the “one sheet of TP” proposal Cheryl Crow was referring to. One sheet would do the trick in this case.

Works faster than Preparation “H”

No I recommended further evaluation by an experienced, qualified person. Also to install a second holder with Charmin for the less adventurous ones.