So … the wife and I decide to go see the new movie World Trade Center [wait for the DVD] … 4 o’clock showing. There are literally a handful of people in the theater.
Then after the movie starts - a full fifteen to twenty minutes after coming attractions have started, mind you - a pack of morons - two chronological adults and six or seven kids - comes in talking and making all kinds of noise and then settles into our row - still talking. Well, my Irish is up past my eyeballs and my wife of nearly 26 years, having seen displays of my temper way too many times before, says to me 'Don’t say anything." Too late.
“Yo!!! Shut the **** up. We’re trying to watch a movie, here!”
Another patron had summoned someone from management who came in and told these nitwits that they would have to leave if they didn’t know how to behave in a movie theater.
How did we get here? Teachers unions? This country’s doomed.