I’m starting to write a book called, “Confessions Of A Home Inspector”. I’ve seen so many weird things in the homes I’ve inspected that I wanted to share them. I don’t know if it will ever get published but I thought I would write it anyway. I’m writing it in the style of “The Help”. In the first chapter I’m including short stories of what I’ve experienced in houses. The second chapter is a compilation of funny quotes I’ve heard clients or homeowners say. One example of a quote I’ve included is, “The attic access - oh I think its in the basement!”
I’ve only been inspecting for 4 years and I don’t have enough to fill up an entire book so I’d love to get stories from some of you guys as well if you are interested in contributing. Add them here or message me. I’m pretty excited about this project!