Implanted Transponder Will Know Your Location

Is there any airline passenger who is worried about an Ay-rab hijacking a plane?

Eh, NO! Twenty guys would kick the living sh*t out of him in short order. So why am I standing in line, taking off my shoes, having to show up an hour before necessary *, not able to bring my nasal spray [the best way to prevent disease on an aircraft] on board, yada, yada, yada.?

I know, it’s a rhetorical question that answers itself.*

And you thought gun control was bad… How about ammunition control. The two stores in my area where I buy ammo have been out of stock on 9mm and .380 for two weeks.

Gay people too no doubt.