Information for the over 40 crowd

  • If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

  • Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

  • Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

  • If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

  • Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

  • If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

  • Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

  • Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

  • Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

  • There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

  • Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

  • Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

  • It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.

That ought to go over like a fart in church:)


Well, every one of those lines is true. I know, 'cause some old guy told me so!:roll::roll:

I’m old too, but the I thought the old 40 was the new 30. I suppoes I might have it bassackwards though. That’s been known to happen in the past…:shock:

Man, business must be slow, or we are practicing for Dec. 21st. Nothing else to do but type.