Originally Posted By: dedwards This post was automatically imported from our archived forum.
I’m not man enough to use a public porta john. Can hardly stand the stench to do #! let alone put my precious buttocks down onto the unsavory likes of the porto-let seat.
Originally Posted By: jbehling This post was automatically imported from our archived forum.
bwiley wrote:
I wonder how he knew where to start wiping. He's all <b>a$%</b> hole!
Surprising there was any paper left for any one else. ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif) ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif)
Originally Posted By: psabados This post was automatically imported from our archived forum.
Dan needs to quit eating all those small chocolate bars that his so-called friends keep giving him. Read the label Dan. Ex-Lax is not a new brand of French Chocolate. Geeze go stand down wind please
Originally Posted By: aslimack This post was automatically imported from our archived forum.
John,
Maybe you should change that bee to one of those big green-back flies until we know he’s gone. More appropriate under the circumstances, don’t ya think?
Originally Posted By: kwilliams This post was automatically imported from our archived forum.
There are many flies and one fly says, “Man, this is excellent. This, this is the real stuff.”
Another fly says, “You got that right. Good thing we got it too. I only have a few more hours left on the old ticker. I gotta lay me some maggots down before I fly out of this life. Mm, this is fine.”
“He was a drinker. I like them when they’re drinkers. The aroma cuts through all that other sh*t, heady and robust.”