Just give every Greenlander a million dollars and make it the 52nd state

57,000 people X $1 mil = $57 billion. That’s nothing. It’s about what we gave Ukraine.

In comparison, the U.S. military pissed away 150 times that when they attacked the wrong two countries after 911 and then refused to leave for 20 years. Yes I said 150 times that! And they didn’t have the money, they borrowed it from our kids.

Greenland has uranium and oil and cooler temps should global warming continue.

I say we just fire up the printing press and buy the thing.

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I found that ironic. :sweat_smile:

If it’s for sale, I say buy it. Problem is it doesn’t sound like it’s for sale. Gonna need more than 57 billion if it goes on the market. We won’t be the only player at the auction.

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Well, uranium is used in nuclear power plants which burn zero fossil fuels. Fission is the cleanest energy in the universe next to fusion.

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Yeah, oil is probably the least valuable of all the natural resources available in Greenland. The resources get more and more accessible with each passing warming year. Wonder how much gold might be there.

The Alaska purchase turned out pretty well for us. We pulled out almost $100 billion dollars worth of gold after buying Alaska for $7 million.

Absolutely. Alaska was a great deal. So was the Louisiana Purchase. If we can get Greenland, I’m all for it. I don’t think 57 billion is going to cut it though. Not nowadays.

Mexico will pay for it :disguised_face: :smirk: :wink: :rofl:

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So, if Greenland is going to be the fifty-second state, who’s going to be fifty-one?
frog

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Panama…

:crazy_face:

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Ukraine might be interested too. Probably join without even having to pay them.

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You mean besides the $BILLIONS we already gave them?

I thought you said most of that was laundered back to the US. So, did we really give that much to them?

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We already have it. The moon. We stuck a flag in it, drove a car on it, played golf on it. It’s ours.

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Put down the kool-aid and step away from the table.

Trump said we’re annexing Canada, that would make Canada the 51st state. Then, since they’re right there, we’ll just take Greenland and force them to be the 52 state.

And their response. LOL

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Meanwhile in Greenland…

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We don’t want Canada. We want Greenland. Temp increases are going to require that we all move north.

Umm…

LOL :rofl: