I was explaining to the realtor that the interior “sill” at the window is technically called a stool and that two of them were unsecured.
He laughed and asked that I don’t say that the house had loose stools.
That could chap one’s behind! 
In more than one way!
So the realtor thought that was a bunch of crap?
Eat a fiber muffin!
ROLF… You know I had to click on this one!
hahah
Pepto Bismol is recommended. If that doesn’t work try a good butt plug.:mrgreen: