Did an inspection today for a renter/buyer on a commerical property. Client is a Psychic.
I had a sense she might ask me how long the roof covering would last. She did (which made me very happy), Premeditatedly I said Ma’am, I don’t predict the future, that’s your job.
Her family thought that was pretty funny. I think she might have put a curse on me before I left though. 
She paid me in cash, just as I predicted she would.
For an extra fee I might have given some massages downstairs but nobody was home on the first floor. 
