My Friend Spiderman Mulholland Inspector Extraordinaire

Yep ! A very good friend of mine.
Talking about inspection !
And No! Spidy ! I won’t help you inspect that 50 story building.
Come on Sonny ( Thats my nickname ) ! You can do it ! No ! and No again Spidy !
I don’t have the ba**s ! NOPE !
Repelling down the side of a skyscrapers looking for moisture intrusion isn’t my idea of a fun inspection. Nope !

Got any pictures of those new homes ***you have under construction ***Roy???

Absolutely !
But, I give a cat a** to share them with you.

Please translate. I don’t speak contactorese.

I missed the word "don’t ".

I understand, you speak radical left.