Nacho 2008 convention, is it lost in cyberspace or

Dan,

I have no real problem with ASHI. They have many good inspectors in their ranks.

I do, however, have continuing problems with folks like you. Most ASHI inspectors dont care about NACHI and visa-versa. You, however, must be on intraveneous Viagra, because you have a seemingly never-ending hard-on for this org and its Founder.

Perhaps I wasnt so far off wirth a previous question/observation/concern with regard to your obsession with Nick.

These were taken from one of your last rants. It is a laughable statement, as NACHI is recognized far and wide, not only with State legislators across the US, but in Canada, as well. You can pretend NACHI is inferior, but facts indicate otherwise.

And remember Dan, Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching. Be sure and send Nick a dozen roses and a box of chocolates. :shock:

Dan, this taken from the United States Patent and Trademark Office www.uspto.gov filed in August of 2007:

http://tess2.uspto.gov/ImageAgent/ImageAgentProxy?getImage=76681186

Word Mark **ASHI CERTIFIED INSPECTORGoods and ServicesIC 035. US 100 101 102. G & S: advertising services, namely, providing advertising space in a periodical and on a website for individuals in the field of professional home inspection services. FIRST USE: 20050415. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20050415Standard Characters Claimed****Mark Drawing Code**(4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARKSerial Number76681186Filing DateAugust 27, 2007Current Filing Basis1AOriginal Filing Basis1AOwner(APPLICANT) American Society of Home Inspectors, Inc. CORPORATION NEW YORK 932 Lee Street Des Plaines ILLINOIS 60016Attorney of RecordHarry S. RosenthalDisclaimerNO CLAIM IS MADE TO THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHT TO USE CERTIFIED INSPECTOR APART FROM THE MARK AS SHOWNType of MarkSERVICE MARKRegisterPRINCIPALLive/Dead IndicatorLIVE

Monkey see, monkey try to do.

Nick…has dan ever called to ask you to play “Misty” for him?

Dan invited me over when I was in Arizona and so I took him up on his offer and stopped by his home. That’s when things got weird. He brought out an 8’ diameter circular carpet of a big ASHI logo and laid it on the floor in front of me. He then got into a yoga-style position in the center of the ASHI logo and asked me to sit back and watch him as he performed an interpretive dance of how he feels when he thinks no one loves him. :shock:

Whats next. Bash ,ICC where you can be a member with no requirements, just pay ICC $s???
And a Certified ICC inspector after taking a proctored open book exam,
{monitored by some pimple-faced college student who is doing his homework while watching a televised baseball game is “proctoring” the multiple choice test I am taking on a computer in another room] for $s, until you pass it, or pay a nacho vendor $s to learn how to pass it the 1st time.:roll: :roll:

Sad fact is, nacho, pay nick $s , take his free online quiz till you pass it, be marketed to the public, as certified now For $s, and promise to learn on customers homes later.:roll: :roll:

With respect to Joe B;

This is for the 2 Nicks:

Bow-tie daddy don’t you blow your top
Everything’s under control
Bow-tie daddy don’t you blow your top
Cause you think you’re getting too old
Don’t try to do no thinkin
Just go on with your drinkin
Just have your fun
You old son-of-a gun
And drive home in your Lincoln!

Beef

What you’re complaining about NACHI doing doesn’t sound any better than A$$$$$$$HI’s method of selling you the vendor classes and study guides that teach to the kindergarten take-it-until-you-pass test. Yes Danny, carry on attacking NACHI’s certification process while blatantly ignoring that your org’s superficial process is no better, for it is the only assertion you have that some out there are dumb enough to believe.:wink:

Watching someone attempting an intelligent discourse with dan harris is like watching a mosquito sucking on a mummy.