November is coming...

Over the last few months I heard time and again, “November is coming…”

“November is coming…”

“November is coming…”

“What does that mean? ‘November is coming’” I asked my friend.

“Change” he said, “Change for the better. Everything will be just like when we were kids.”

“YAY!!!” said I.

And I just couldn’t wait.

Well, November came…

…over a month ago—right after midnight. I had stayed awake until then to see it happen.

Soon after, I fell asleep, and when I awoke later in the morning…

I am still overweight…

I am still old…

I am still bald…

…and I still can’t remember where I left my false teeth.

I think I’ll wait and see what December brings…so far—same old, same old…