Present for Joe B

This one’s for Joe B……

Live from the Pier NYC 1984



With the oil of Afro-dytee An’ the dust of the Grand Wazoo, I thank you. :smiley:

Just don’t eat that yellow snow.

How about the encore…

Allman Bros cover


Here is a little Electricity back at you. :smiley:

Bob (and anyone else from Illinois)
Does the name Michael Kenyon mean anything?


Thank you, you’re much too kind!

But here’s my favorite Zappa/Beefheart song:

“I’m a little pimp with my hair gassed back
Pair of khaki pants with my shoes shined black
Got a little lady walk that street
Tellin all the boys that she can’t be beat
Twenny dollar bill I can set you straight
Meet me on the corner boy, don’t be late
Man in a suit with a bow tie neck
Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check
Standin on the porch of the Lido hotel
Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell

Just so we don’t leave anyone out, how about these lyrics:

His evening’s not complete
Without some meat
In the seat


Here’s a great one for ya Joe

Michael, that was definitely a Pearl! Thank you. that was the best song, I’ve heard in a long time. One of the best ever! WOW!

The same (blessed) song, but in the context of a great movie (Facing the Giants). Ya gotta get a movie that puts G-d’s word together with FOOTBALL.

Seriously. if your gonna watch the Super Bowl, please rent this video and watch it, with your family, before the game.

It will blow you away.

Sure, it’s about G-d, but it’s also about FOOTBALL. :mrgreen:

Who wants the Patriots to win?

Who wants the Giants to win?

Hope this helps.

I agree will, that was a great movie. made me want to go chase the pig skin in the mud like the good old days. :smiley:

And that 100 yard crawl was AWESOME!

At least that kid was able to use his arms and legs to crawl. when I played we had to do duck crawls down the field for how ever many yards we could make it. man that killed the gluteus maximus!


The dream is over… I just believe in me. :slight_smile:


FZ on SA

Yeah, I bet Lennon would sing a new tune today if he could.

OK; a little trivia for ya all; what former Beatle played the starring role of Frank Zappa in the movie 200 Motels?

Answer to the question of Michael Kenyon;

Back in the early 70’s, he would break into homes, tie the woman up and perform well, not sexual acts, but he did become known as “The Illinois enema bandit”

For all you MUSIC lovers: (no offensive lyrics present on these 2 beauties):


Its possible that everyone didn’t know that Frank Zappa was an accomplished composer.

Frank Zappa - St. Etienne

Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia

But I’m always up for a little Dirty Love. :wink:

Like some tacky pamphlet in your daddy’s bottom draw.

Dirty Love lyrics here changed after it was released, check out the third line,

Well I was born to have adventure, so I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher, to where she hung her castanets
I chewed my way through her rancid panocha, she lay buck nekkid by the door
We did it till we were un-concho, and it was useless anymore

Here’s a ballet for your enjoyment



Where you here?

You’ll love this one:

Campaign Song for 2008 Elections