OK Linus, I’ve finally been able to line up a lady for you. But she’s not what you’d call a lady. In fact she’s not exactly human.
None of the Mexican women I tried would agree to go with you man, not after I translated a few of your posts. I thought I could get maybe a Russian woman who didn’t speak either English or Spanish, and I don’t know why, but a couple of hours after agreeing, each of them reneged.
What is this effect you have on human women, Linas?
Well I kept trying, and finally I was put in touch with this pimp from Estonia… real scumbag… don’t ever ask me for this again, Linas, I don’t ever want to have to deal with dirt like this again. Once this is done, you and I are even, but I finally found a female willing to have sex with you.
She walks on all fours, which should give you a running start. She was raised by wild animals, so her morals will be better than yours.
No cash or C/C. I imagine you’ll be paying in raw meat. No need to find her, she’ll find you, Jack. Good luck.