Originally Posted By: jfarsetta This post was automatically imported from our archived forum.
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Your apology acceptance when you apologized to me when you wrongly jumped to conclusions and accused me of banning you from the FABI website is also hereby rescinded.
Which was followed by the author of this quote, becomng embroiled in a heated conversation between himself and Joe Burkeson's AVATAR, while spinning out of control in a chair... Let's listen...
Now listen here, Joe... Joe?... JOE?!!! ....
F-you, man. You wont stop staring at me from inside that box. I know, I just wont look at you! I am FABI. I dont need you, so there...
Yeah. What I said (I think). Right on...
In fact, y'all can go and stuff that apology acceptance thang, right about now.
Your fancy words predeceased yourself. Like you said Ad hominim. Is dat some kind of low carb bread?
And another thang... you know, like when you apologized to me when you jumped to conclusions, and such.
And I saw you. And you saw me see you. And I saw you see you see me. Got DAT, ma man? Are we there yet? Wait! Where am I? Oh....
But, back to the matter. I'm king of the world!
And, like, how you accusing me of banning you is also hereby rescinded, cause I sez so. So, there.
And like Ashlee Simpson is da bomb, Y'know... Though Christina can sing better, and such. And THAT fact cant be rescinded, like how you accused me of banning me from the FABI site, and such... And how its hereby RESCINDED!
And another thing, Burkee, old pal... NACHI will always be number two in Florida, 'cause FABI is spelled with an EFF-F-F! You got that? And NACHI is spelled with some other letter, which I is almost sure comes after EFF-F-F sound... So NACHI can never be in front of FABI, cause it would mean that I couldnt SPELL, and we know that I know that you know how to say the alphabet, and such. Y'know?
You need to know that I is a FABIulous inspector. Oh, no... Where's da bafroom? I gotta go write another scathing e-mail. Wait... did I inspect that toilet? You cant, cause you are all illegal!
ILLEGAL, I say. ILLEGAL!!!
I am banging my shoe into my forehead! I-L-L-E-G-A-L!!!!
Wait. Is the room still spinning? I think my head is bleeding!
-- Joe Farsetta
Illigitimi Non Carborundum
"Dont let the bastards grind you down..."
