Never drive faster then your gurdian angle can fly.
The longer you wait for the future, the shorter it will be.
Does a bear **** in the woods ?
Sorry i had to do it
I think it’s in the crawlspaces i’ve been in lately :shock:
“The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.”
Lombardi
Say what you mean and mean what you say and do both without stuttering.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
If you want to hear God laugh … Tell Him your plan.
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are going to get.
“Momma Gump”
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying “boy was that fun”
Luck:
Luck is when persistence meets opportunity
It’s funnier the harder I work, The “luckier” I get.
When your up to your a** in alligators, remember your job was to drain the swamp.
Cleavage is like the sun,
it is there, you can see it.
It is never good to stare at it for too long.
Don’t let life change you goals, because achieving your goals can change your life.
Learn from other’s mistakes, there is way to many you will make on your own.
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. George S. Patton
“I’m a Certified Master Inspector”. (catchy and deceiving)
Great!, I can kill 2 birds with one stone!
bird in hand, beats 2 in the bush
the bird is the word!
Save a mouse, eat a p u s s y.
In this business, wright what you say and say what you wright
“Nice shoes. Wanna F u c k?”