Scare of my career

I was doing my inspection this morning, testing the master bathroom vanities. Filled up both sinks and lifted the stoppers. When I looked below one of the vanities, I saw this creepy thing staring back at me. Holy Crap!

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You found the monkey mirror.

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You could find a lot worse under those bathroom sinks :slightly_smiling_face:

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I was inspecting a vacant house several years ago assuming I was alone, but as I started down a hallway and looked up my heart skipped a beat, but turns out it was a full length mirror at the end of the hall.

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Been there, done that many a time. Still freaks me out…lol!

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I had one several years ago that when I opened the vanity door and a black cat came flying out. A few minutes later I came through the dining room ceiling when an attic walk board broke. :frowning_face:

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Found this under a bathroom sink today. Redneck ingenuity is what I call it.

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Galvanized steel water pipe and rubber p-traps. Lordy.

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Okay guys and gals, put down your dinner for this one. +/- 20 years ago I was new and doing a multi-unit apartment. Tons of in/out, quick moving, etc. So, I’m running through my 40th bathroom of the day, fill the sink, pull the stopper and whip my head under the sink only to find my nose about 1" from a well used, “female product” hanging at the edge of the trash can. YUK!!! No joke, 20 years later I think I’m still scarred :smile:

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There are some things you can’t un-read :face_vomiting:

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Here I thought inspectors were a tough bunch… guess not! :sunglasses: It’s okay! I won’t tell :laughing:

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In he words of the late, great Herbert Morrison (no relation)….“Oh The Humanity”…

  • [Les Nessman ] I’m here with hundreds of people who have gathered to witness what has been described as perhaps the greatest turkey event in Thanksgiving Day history. All we know for sure is that in a very few moments there are going to be a lot of happy people out here. Now the crowd is…

[passers-by gawk at Les]

[Les Nessman ]The… the crowd is uh… curious but well behaved. And I think I hear something now. Uh… The crowd is moving out into the parking area. And… oh yes! I can see it now. It’s a… it’s a… helicopter and it’s coming this way!

[Andy Travis ] A helicopter?

[Les Nessman ] It’s flying something behind it and I can’t quite make it out. It’s a large banner and it says H a p p y… T h a n k s… giving… from W… K… R… P! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight. The 'copter seems to circling the parking area now. I guess it’s looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It’s a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air… There’s a third… No parachutes yet… Those can’t be skydivers. I can’t tell just yet what they are but… Oh my God! They’re turkeys! Oh no! Johnny can you get this? Oh, they’re crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone’s running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about. The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Folks, I don’t know how much longer… The crowd is running for their lives. I think I’m going to step inside. I can’t stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can’t go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this. I don’t know how much longer I can hold my position here, Johnny. The crowd…

[Dr. Johnny Fever ]: Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les isn’t there. Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. For those of you who’ve just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.

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So I guess with this post we have went full circle…back to the OP…"The Turkey in the mirror may be closer than he appears…
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I have not gotten my certificate yet, but I love reading all the comments on what happens thank you all for all this information.

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Welcome Betty! Please let us know how it goes and if you ever see @dwigger staring back at you from under a sink. We might have to report him… :upside_down_face:

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