Eeew…a Bidet…and carpet?
Maybe a tad better than the male occupied toilet!
True…
I still have a pair…
that pair could use a sharpening…
Along with some rust remover. LOL
In my teenage years, my Mom would say to me; “If you don’t straighten out your attitude, your going out and cut the front lawn today!!” And then would hand me a those clippers. My attitude seemed to always “straighten out”…
Could not wait to see My Favorite Martian when that aired.
Ahhh! When "prime time " TV shows were so simple…and wholesome. Days long gone, but always remembered.
And we had 3 channels to choose from.

And we had 3 channels to choose from
Same here, then they added a 4th. Can’t remember the frequency, but it was on an alternative one from the 3 Majors.
Edit:
I remember now with quick search…From Wiki…
“The Pan-American television frequencies are different for terrestrial and cable television systems. Terrestrial television channels are divided into two bands: the VHF band which comprises channels 2 through 13 and occupies frequencies between 54 and 216 MHz, and the UHF band, which comprises channels 14 through 36 and occupies frequencies between 470 and 608 MHz. These bands are different enough in frequency that they often require separate antennas to receive (although many antennas cover both VHF and UHF), and separate tuning controls on the television set. The VHF band is further divided into two frequency ranges: VHF low band (Band I) between 54 and 88 MHz, containing channels 2 through 6, and VHF high band (Band III) between 174 and 216 MHz, containing channels 7 through 13. The wide spacing between these frequency bands is responsible for the complicated design of rooftop TV antennas. The UHF band has higher noise and greater attenuation, so higher gain antennas are often required for UHF.”

And we had 3 channels to choose from
So did we, but 2 of them were French since we were close to the Border. The Acadian French was completely different than Quebec French, so I could not watch them. A few years later we had a 4th one from Bangor.
Of those 3 or 4 channels that you had and could stay up late, it was disappointing when time was up!

Yes, that work well, and now you have to fight and tear the damn thing open. In the interim, you’re dropping blood everywhere. LOL