After finding possible microbial growth. I recommended getting it tested to determine what kind it is and that will determine the type of clean up needed. The realtor responded, “why we don’t have black mold in Michigan, so there is no reason to test it!”
I overheard a realtor say, “The radon level is high? Just leave the window open. You’ll be fine.”
Another great one was once when I was discussing a tripping hazard at a door threshold the agent was rolling her eyes and generally complaining. So long so that she forget where it was and turned around and stumbled on it… LOL. That was an all-time favorite.
I had an agent go to the bathroom during the inspection and complain that the toilet flush wasn’t working (I had already checked it). So I watched her ‘bat’ the flush handle with her finger tip. I said, “You do have to push the handle down to lift the flapper valve.”