The elevator...

An very rural farm boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, “What is this Father?”

The father (never having left the farm nor having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They watched until it reached the last number–and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son…

[FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Verdana]“Go get your mother.”[/FONT][/FONT]

That’s great stuff Jae.

Where can I get one for my girlfriend.
Really how much?


Just hope she doesn’t read this…

Just meant as a HA HA .
No’’ significant other’’ at the moment.
Still would like to by one though. HA HA HA

Oh…Seenyor, wood you like to meet my seester??? Ah Chihuahua!!!

Post deleted by the author in the interest of sanity and good taste. Even Joey wouldn’t allow that post to stay, it was so low.

But it was probably the funniest, belly-hurtin’, rollin’-on-the-floor line you may ever have read.

Too bad about that, though.