My favorite tip I ever received is:
You can pick your friend.
You can pick your nose.
But you cannot pick your friend’s nose.
Here is another tip:
You should only get married when you are the uglier one of the two getting married.
Dont bet on the horses
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
– *Steven Wright *
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
– *Elayne Boosler *
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
– *Unknown *
Are you talking about Brian now Billy? I’m sorry, my small mind couldn’t resist!!!
LOL No… I was referring to those who choose to fist fight amoung their own peers.
When you use your fists, you’ve failed to use your mind!
My father’s quote.