Too bad I don't hunt

Originally Posted By: John Bowman
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jonofrey wrote:
I smoked some jerky yesterday from some beef bottom round. Came already skinned. ![icon_cool.gif](upload://oPnLkqdJc33Dyf2uA3TQwRkfhwd.gif)


Damn Hippies will smoke anything.


Originally Posted By: pdacey
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Some more eye candy for the hunters. Saw these today.


[ Image: http://www.nachi.org/bbsystem/usrimages/I/IMG_0302.JPG ]
[ Image: http://www.nachi.org/bbsystem/usrimages/I/IMG_0338.JPG ]


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Originally Posted By: jonofrey
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mmmmm. Looks like jerky or maybe (like you guys from Wisconsin would say) “Saasasge”.



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Originally Posted By: Aimee Jalowsky
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You bet she is John O, think this thread would be better in the Not For Everyone (members-only) section, I am sure Christine is not the only vegan around here,


On that note, I can't help myself, this was forwarded to me this morning:

Father & Son's First Hunting Trip Together


A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET.
I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.
"What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered;
"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'

"..............Well, I guess I just panicked...................."


Originally Posted By: away
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Either those people who live in the house in picture 2 are really lazy or they are getting a very early jump on the holiday season. icon_biggrin.gif


These pictures remind of the little b-tards that have been using two trees in my front yard for rubbing posts. They stay away from the 30 year old oaks and elms that provide nice cover, but go after my new trees that sit in the middle of the yard, no cover at all. Don't eat them just rub. My Tx. Ash finally has healed over from prior years but 3 weeks ago one got to my redbud.

I have toyed with the idea of sitting on my front porch with a bow and nail them in the act. That'll teach 'em! Of course I would have the appropriate license, but something tells me it would still be illegal. I am not sure what the city says about hunting or if they even have an ordinance against it.

Hmmm, might be time to check for sure, the freezer is getting a little low on provisions since the last round of stew, chili, and jerkey.


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Originally Posted By: jonofrey
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Why should this thread be moved? You could post anything about vegetables here that you want. icon_wink.gif


Good joke Aimee. Made me giggle, then squirm, then squirm some more.

I watched wife swap yesterday. How Apropos, right? I felt bad when the non-vegan wife tried to make the vegan kid eat meat. That's just not right. I also thought it wasn't right when the vegan mom tried to make the non-vegan family eat just vegatables. That ain't right either but somehow more right than visa-versa. I could go either way. Does that make me bi-vegan?

Still don't understand why this thread should be moved though. For Gods sake, there's more than one of us holding limp fish all over this board.


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Originally Posted By: bkelly2
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If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?



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Originally Posted By: Aimee Jalowsky
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Seeing as the title is Misc Discussion and not Misc Inspection Discussion, I think you’re fish and you’re deer can stay.


I'm sure non-members and REALTORS alike could be hunters too, or fisherman.


Originally Posted By: jburkeson
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jonofrey wrote:
Why should this thread be moved? You could post anything about vegetables here that you want. ![icon_wink.gif](upload://ssT9V5t45yjlgXqiFRXL04eXtqw.gif)

Good joke Aimee. Made me giggle, then squirm, then squirm some more.

I watched wife swap yesterday. How Apropos, right? I felt bad when the non-vegan wife tried to make the vegan kid eat meat. That's just not right. I also thought it wasn't right when the vegan mom tried to make the non-vegan family eat just vegatables. That ain't right either but somehow more right than visa-versa. I could go either way. Does that make me bi-vegan?

Still don't understand why this thread should be moved though. For Gods sake, there's more than one of us holding limp fish all over this board.


John,

bi-vegan! One of the very funniest posts on this board, thanks for the laugh.


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Originally Posted By: jonofrey
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bkelly2 wrote:
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?


I heard his son likes fish too.


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Originally Posted By: bkelly2
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Fish/Meat same same



“I used to be disgusted, Now I try to Be amused”-Elvis Costello

Originally Posted By: jonofrey
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jburkeson wrote:
John,

bi-vegan! One of the very funniest posts on this board, thanks for the laugh.


Joe, you are a man that has a fine sense of humor. I thank you back.


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Originally Posted By: gbeaumont
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Hi to all,


Aimee, I am also second generation vegetarian....................

I only eat animals that eat vegetables ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif) ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif)

Regards

Gerry


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Originally Posted By: Aimee Jalowsky
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Originally Posted By: tpeters1
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where_i_hunt1.jpg )( Image: steve_martin.JPG )



Trevor Peters


G.E. Peters, Inc. Inspection Services

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jbowman wrote:

Damn Hippies will smoke anything. ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif)


We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on?
Gen. John W. Vessey Jr., USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the assault on Grenada, 1983


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