Trouble Shooting

Originally Posted By: Danny Mustafich
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began with unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.


I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please HELP!!!


Thanks,


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Originally Posted By: Danny Mustafich
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Dear Troubled User:


This is a very, very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.


Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Hugs 4.3 and Diamonds 5.0 ! !


WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support


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Originally Posted By: mtimpani
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very nice



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Originally Posted By: lewens
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Every man seems to forget Sorry My Fault 2.4, this program, used in conjunction with the background program “Yes Dear” will insure that “Yes Dear” operates at its designed level and is in no way compromised by C:\apologize which if implemented at an inappropriate time can cause Wife 1.0 to launch Nag Nag 9.5 with no warning whatsoever. If this happens we as a collective have no recourse than REBOOT as this if used at the appropriate time will usually result in the application Divorce 10.9 initiating and then system crash usually occurs very shortly thereafter. After much expense and a lot of time the System Restore disks will usually get one up and running although with an newer version of Girlfriend. Maybe Girlfriend 7.5 or a newer version time permitting and later on Wife 1.0 as there has not been much research into Wife 1.0 and I have come to think this is the ultimate Wife Program. I have tried other Wife programs but Wife 1.0 is definitely the one to use.


Just my 12.5 cents.



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When the virus Menapause 1.0 strikes. Power down… wait 10 years and try to reboot.


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Originally Posted By: Danny Mustafich
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It?s come to my attention that Russian version of Wife OS ( жена 1.5) is designed for rugged conditions, and hardly any viruses such as Migraine.KLEZ or Menapause.Worm have any effect on it. Further more Russians have added some more utilities such as: ?My Man the Boss 1.0?, WorkShop 1.5?, ?Automechanic (BETA)?. жена 1.5 (read Zena) is virtually unbreakable since it was originally developed on UNIX platform. It is less user friendly, though much more reliable, especially to handicapped users. Much like anything from eastern block, it is not visually appealing, but it?s worth every penny.



Danny Mustafich


Graphic & Web Designer/Developer


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