Uh… http://www.nachi.org/images08/urinals.jpg

Yep…that’s a Missouri Ozark urinal.

You put a foot in each one of 'em and piss in your pants.


If I ran into this set-up…I’ll use the toilet, thank you.

I heard that layout was named after Larry Craig.

For those guys with split streams.

or maybe a bar where there are lots of “bobbing and weaving” drunks. “hey, buddy, just stand in the corner and try to hit one of them.”