Where is Todd Allen

Originally Posted By: bkelly1
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Did Todd Allen really leave as stated in another thread. If so , what a loss due to bb bullcrap.


Originally Posted By: bkelly2
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E mail him Ben.



“I used to be disgusted, Now I try to Be amused”-Elvis Costello

Originally Posted By: jonofrey
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He might have gotten his head stuck in a doorway. icon_lol.gif



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Originally Posted By: gporter
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I will miss him. Where is the thread listed.



Gary Porter


GLP’s Home and Mold Inspections LLC


Orlando, Fl 32828


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Originally Posted By: John Bowman
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bkelly1 wrote:
Did Todd Allen really leave as stated in another thread. If so , what a loss due to bb bullcrap.


What did you do now, Ben. ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif) Really what is this the 4th or 5th time for Todd to disappear.


Originally Posted By: bkelly1
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icon_question.gif Me don’t know, am trying to find out.


Originally Posted By: tallen
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bkelly1 wrote:
Did Todd Allen really leave as stated in another thread. If so , what a loss due to bb bullcrap.


John O. was right , my head was stuck in a door and John Bowman put some KY on my head and set me free.

Now I can do my report.

Item #1 entry door to narrow and should be widened to accept the head of the inspector. Therefore , I recommend further evaluation by a licensed and qualified egomaniac. Preferably JB from Mo. ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif)

By the way Ya'll ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif)


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Originally Posted By: jbushart
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As you requested, Mr. Allen, I have inspected the door in which your head was stuck to determine if the incident was a result of structural damage.


While I am happy to inform you that I found no structural damage, I regret to inform you that it was not a door at all in which your head was stuck, but instead have determined that your head was stuck as a result of an involuntary contraction of your own anal sphincter muscle.

I am recommending that you contract a qualified licensed proctologist to prescribe the necessary medication that will prevent this from happening again. There is no charge for this additional evaluation. Glad to see you back on the board. ![icon_wink.gif](upload://ssT9V5t45yjlgXqiFRXL04eXtqw.gif)


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Originally Posted By: bkelly1
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Glad to see you back Todd.