Some predictable answers here.
Put yours here.
I’ll start:
NICK GROMICKO:
To join scumbag NAHI.
JOE FERRY:
To make an unmeritorious claim against a non-negligent home inspector.
JIM BUSHART:
To jam licensing down our throat.
[Now, do you get the idea?]
John McKenna:
To go to an IR class.
Alright, what am I missing here?
The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to get to the other side.
Ahh well.
Marcel 
To be with the NACHI.
http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/sounds/chicken-dances/chickendance2.mid
The question is not, ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’ but rather, ‘Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?’
Marcel
Brian Kelly made him do it :twisted: :twisted:
Regards
Gerry
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Why did the Existentialist chicken cross the road??
yarn!!
back in the spirit of things
Was it an electric chicken as defined by article 303.1.4.8.6 (b) of the NEC:
Joe Tedesco
I happened to be on the ‘other side’…
and it was delicious.
Why was the road there…
Poor chicken was unaware of the DARK SIDE
Marcel 
To prove to racoons and squirrels that it can be done…
Brian Kelly:
“so there I was riding my bike down the street… when this chicken just ran out in front of me”
Brian Kelly needed some help pushing his bike.
Simple
Just following the row of corn spread on the road by the farmers wife, with an axe hidden behind her back waiting on the other side. Beats calling out, here dinner, here dinner
Because he was nailed to the Punk Rocker.