You Know You’re
A Home Inspector When:****
When you want to buy something, you calculate ‘how many inspections it will be?’
Every time you go into a house any house; you have something to say.
You can take 120 pictures in 2 hours of one house.
You can answer - What is that? A doorbell. For money.
You go into a restaurant and you find a concern or have a comment.
You don’t sleep in on a Saturday;
You get up to watch “House Detective” and to listen to “Rosie on the House.”
You drive down a street and point out every house you ever inspected.
Everyone wants to follow you around, and then they change their mind after 5 minutes.
When you go on a Sunday drive, you take the family to see POS’s instead of Model Homes.
You go to the movie theater and you find something wrong.
When no one in the car knows where we are going and we end up at a house you inspected.
You think “breaking and entering” is no longer a crime.
You can’t go anywhere without making a comment.
Having the initials CMI after your name means something.
Your body thermometer is more efficient and accurate than the thermostat.
Team Timpani LLC 7/20/2008
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’Not Just An Inspection, But An Education’****