Originally Posted By: rwills
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Bob Wills - MAB Chairman
BW Inspection Services
Warminster, Pa.
http://www.bwinspections.com
Originally Posted By: cmccann
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A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel
with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his
wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next week he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over
your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your a$% and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co
Happy Halloween!!!!!
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NACHI MAB!
Originally Posted By: Nick Gromicko
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Keep your children safe. I’ve officially asked Joe Farsetta to wear a mask if he goes out so that he doesn’t scare any little children
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Nick Gromicko
Founder
dues=79cents/day.
I much prefer email to private messages.