HAPPY HOLIDAY’S ! To one and all, and mat 2007 be the BEST year ever for everyone!!!
Same to you and yours
And Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Thanks to everyone that have participated on this Bulletin Board and provided help to others during this past year. Let us all have a prosperous New Year.
Merry Christmass and Happy New Year to all
We are very luck to live here in Canada, the home of Santa ( north pole) You see, he drops off the really big and heavy gifts here first to lighten the load. The other guys get the left overs!
Merry Christmas to all and the best in 2007.
Happy Hoidays Everyone
Buono Natale. Feliz Navidad and Joyeux Noel and a Merry Christmas to you all and a Happy New Year from all of my brood.
And they said I wasn’t multi lingual.
George, I got the 42" plasma I asked for. The big guy dropped it off early just in time for last night’s Leaf game in HD:D . To bad they lost.:neutral:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all.
My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me “forwards” over the past 12 months.
I want to wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas and a very prosperous New Year.
Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat **** in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope.
Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains and may eat my guts out as well.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheist bastards who refuse to put “Under God” on their cans.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave, because it causes cancer.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones, because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants, even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
I no longer go to shopping malls, because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from, nor send packages by UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Iraq.
I no longer eat KFC, because their “chickens” are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer have any sneakers – but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.
I no longer worry about my soul, because at last count, I have 363,214 angels looking out for me in addition to all of you dear friends.
Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven hundred of my friends and make a wish within five seconds.
I no longer have any savings, because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time)…
I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor!
If you don’t send this damn e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large flock of pigeons with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM(EDT) this afternoon and **** all over you. I know this will occur, because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s third cousin’s beautician.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Just in case you don’t get further South than this section of the BB
I wanted to also share my post with all http://www.nachi.org/forum/showthread.php?p=136323#post136323
Here’s a firm handshake from me, and a hug from the wife…wishing you all a Merry Christmas and the best to you and yours in 2007.
Darrell & Diane Hadler
(OK…That’s long enough on the hug thing…er…a…excuse me…?)