How Would You Write up an improperly buried statue?

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As my Dad use to say, “If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid.”

That’s not new. My neighbor used it to help sell his house 6 years ago. Had a contract within a week of burying the statue. And there is indeed a SOP for proper burial method. He has to be buried head down facing the house. After you sell, you have to dig him up and put him in a place of honor in your new house.

If I had a house for sale, I would try it, Cant hurt.

I think I would take a different approach.

After so many weeks on the market without a bite, I think I’d bury my agent.:wink: