Move over, Jae... I'm the next millionaire

Got this tonight. So read it and weep. Think I’ll retire to Coney Island with all this moolah. Yeah… the good life.

Hello Friend,

*This mail correspondence may come to you as
a surprise due to the fact that we have not
met,i know that this is an unlikely platform
to start this kind of relationship but i am
constrained by the present situation of my
family and i request you to permit me use
this medium to introduce myself.

*I am a liberian and was the personal aide on
domestic affairs to our former president,
Mr.Charles Taylor.

I am currently in Dakar,Senegal and would
need your co-operation in moving out some
funds from here for investments in your

For your help,i will be happy to share the
funds with you according to an agreed

Please indicate your interest in working
with me so that i can give you full details.

If i do not hear from you in 7 days, i
shall consider it that you are not
favourably disposed to accept my offer.

Peter West

All it took was my credit card number, and a bank account…:smiley: :roll: :shock: :wink: ***

If I post my credit card number and bank acct. information
on this forum… will you forward this post to your new
best friend. I am sure he will share some of the money with
me too.

This is so neat to have good and kind people on the internet
who will share their money with you. I like people who are
nice to me. :shock:

But really… I get free offers and free prizes all the time.
So here is what I did to get out of debt.

I started sending all the free prizes and money I get in
my junk mail to all the my bill collectors… whallaaa!!!
I am out of debt. No problem. :mrgreen:

"So here is what I did to get out of debt.

I started sending all the free prizes and money I get in
my junk mail to all the my bill collectors… whallaaa!!!
I am out of debt. No problem."

Now there’s an idea…hmmmm…

Reminds me of a fella I know who got a picture in the mail of his car running a red light, along with a ticket and a fine.

He took a picture of his money and mailed it in.

ROTFLMAO Very good James even if not original.:smiley:

Most of these stories are old news by the time they get to me.

I think, if I have the story right, they then sent him a picture of handcuffs via return mail. :cool:

[size=2][FONT=Arial][size=2]**This a new one for me.

Volkswagen Automobiles **
**22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom **
** **


**This is to inform you that have been selected for a cash prize of L100,000.00 ****( One Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds) and a brand new Volks Wagen Car , International ****programs held on the 31th of August 2006 in London The United Kingdom. . **

**Description Of Volks Wagen Car to be Shipped to you.(Shipped to you Free) **

**BRAND:…Fift Edition
MODEL:…2006 Model
COLOUR:…Metallic Blue
ENGINE TYPE:…1973cc 4-cylinder
TRANSMISSIONS:…Adaptive Automatic Transmission
FUEL:…29.1mpg (combined **

**The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized ****email selection system(ess) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from ****all the continents of the world. **

**The Volks Wagen Car Promotional Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and ****also Licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This lottery ****is the 3rd ****of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact your claims officer through our accredited ****Prize Transfer agents as stated below:

Contact Processing Officer…**
**Mr. David Smith,
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom
E-mail: **
Phone Number+447024092834
Time to call( 24Hrs london )

contact him, please provide him with your secret pin code x7pwyz2006 and your reference ****number VM:12052006/21. You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information ****as soon as possible:

      Claims Requirements: 

**1.Name in full---------------------------------------------------------------
3.Sex--------------------------------------------------------------------------- **
5.Maritual Status----------------------------------------------------------- **
**6. Age--------------------------------------------------------------------------
7.Next Of Kin----------------------------------------------------------------- **
10.Present Country--------------------------------------------------------

If you do not contact your claims agent within 7 working days of this notification, your winnings ****would be revoked. Winners are advised to keep their winning details/information from the public ****to avoid fraudulent claim ****(IMPORTANT)pending the transfer/claim by Winner. **
***Winner under the age of 18 are automatically disqualified.
*Staff of the Volks Wagen Company are not to partake in this Car Promotional Lottery. **

**Accept my hearty congratulations once again!
With Best Regards

Mr Henry Hills **
**Lottery Manager **

Are you going to use the VW for inspections???

Where do the ladders go?

I’ll get a high speed dolly and drag them behind me;-)

How did they spell it? …


Even though these are funny and all, you can get viruses etc just from opening them. It’s not so funny then. :frowning:

I like to live dangerously. Can’t you just see me driving the VW with the ladder dragging behind?:mrgreen:

:smiley: Oh yeah…I can see it… :wink: :D:twisted: