You are not going to believe this....

I thought that that “ugly, smelly, hairy thang” you mailed me was a DEAD raccoon!:shock:

N[size=2]ormally Assperated Hard Inspectors[/size]

LOL.

For the record…we are discussing the qualifications of their leader. NAHI does have some good inspectors.

While their inspections are non-invasive…we have to wonder what might be happening at the home office.:wink:

Dude, dictionaries have been around for years.

Yeah, but I bet they are exhaustive!

HIDE THE CIGARS:oops: :|__) , PUMPS:mwa-hah:, & CAULKING GUNS!:shock:

Oh I know how to spell, that was for effect, worked didn’t it! :mrgreen:

Okay…enough with pee pee jokes and on with the deposition.

Did you know that NAHI’s head honcho…the big boss…took the NACHI Entrance Test?

Let’s see how well she did on it, shall we?

When this is over, they will be sueing Nick to take the name back! :wink:

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Did you know that NAHI’s head honcho…the big boss…took the NACHI Entrance Test?

Let’s see how well she did on it, shall we?:smiley:

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**Originally Posted by From_Mallorys_Deposition

6 Q Have you ever seen any of NACHI’s on line examinations?
7 A Yes, one.
8 Q How did you come to view that?
9 A I went on there and looked at it.
10 Q Onto the NACHI web site?
11 A Sure.
12 Q When did you do that?
13 A Three or four years ago.
14 Q What was your purpose in going on to look at the exam
15 three or four years ago?
16 A** Because we had heard several complaints about the**
17 ridiculousness of the questions, so I wanted to know, to
18 see if what people were saying was true.
19 Q And did you actually take the exam on line?
20 A Yes.:twisted: :oops:
21 Q How did you do?
22 A Bad. I’m not a home inspector. I’m an executive
***23 director.:|.) ***
24 Q Did you keep the results of your test?
25 A No.

00100
1 Q Did you pass or fail the test?
2 A **I failed, I said.](,) :-({|= ***

[FONT=Arial]She would make an EXCELLENT Executive Director of ASHI. Maybe she could coach him / her and they could both “gang up” on the NACHI test. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Who knows in a year or two of studying they MIGHT pass it.:roll: [/FONT]
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**Oh my… the blind leading the blind.

Okay…here’s another one.

Now, you are the Executive Director of a national home inspector association that is suing another. In your complaint, you charge that they are lying about the number of members they have. In fact, you have definite proof that ASHI is the largest home inspection association in the world.

Prepare to be impressed…

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I’m sorry here… but I kinda get this picture of a dumb blonde joke working
its way into this… I feel guilty for having these kind of thoughts… but
this lady is a few fries short of a happy meal… wow…

I really try to think good of people, but she is really making it hard.
whoops … no pun intended.:mrgreen:

Hi to all,

I have to protest, Mallory obuiously has tremendous experience in getting things to go up.

Please please give her a break, maybe the fact that NAHI’s membership rolls just ain’t one of them isn’t her fault :wink:

Maybe they don’t have “limp Richards”

Regards

Gerry

Yeah I know I promised myself I’d leave the political **** alone, but … i don’t care who you are, that IS funny!!

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