Just get a $10 sprayer! 
There are three of these in a $550,000 house.
Bet it gets a little chilly down there with that :shock::mrgreen:
They are very popular with some ethnic clients
Bidets or the hand held sprayer?
Handheld spray wands, complete with the bracket on the wall, just as you see in the pic (I don’t test them as a standard practice).
I would’nt test them either.
Seems kind of messy to me. The last thing I would want ot do on a nice winter day is spray cold water on my sphinkter.
The carpet fliers like them.