T-Mellon Events is looking for seat fillers and extras to provide their time for space maximization and attendance perception for an event taking place in Washington DC on June 14th. Extras and Seat fillers will check in on the morning of June 14th at 9:00 a.m.
Extras are required to wear Red, White and Blue clothing and will be provided a RED hat to wear. GOLD accessories are acceptable as well. The team will advise the extras where to stand or sit according to the line of sight from a VIP viewing platform area.
Extras and Seat fillers will be paid a flat daily fee and will be provided a lunch of fast food and soda.
We encourage people of color and ethnic groups to sign up for maximum perception control and these individuals will be prominently displayed on the televised broadcast and local viewing screens to be seen by the VIP platform.
"The original advertisement on Craigslist is currently under review, which tell us this is probably fake news. Still, what a fun joke!”
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People probably don’t want to be hit with rocks, balloons of urine, or anywhere near another assignation attempt by the peaceful protestors and tolerant left.
Feds are investigating the money funding source for the rioting and other violent crap going on!!!
You know people are always trying to hook up with Big Daddy Trump.
Even Elon evidently wants back in those tiny beautiful hands.
Does he? I haven’t been following that bromance, but I am not surprised. They like the same kind of hats.
Fun to watch the seriously TDS afflicted explode their little heads at every fake piece of news!
When is that orange piece of shit going to lower the cost of living?
On day one.
The same day he stopped both wars.
That’s a bunch of Bull shit, prices are up and they will never go down, that orange piece of shit will never have control of the economy.
The CPI for May was released today. Reduced demand for gasoline kept the final (unadjusted) inflation number in check at about 2.4%. Food had about 3% inflation.
Reduced demand for gasoline is not a positive economic indicator.
We also know that some of these numbers may be skewed due to the current administration’s willingness to lie about just about everything.
AH good ole fashioned Op Mockingbird fake news inflicted TDS CJ Gang thread. 
Bless your heart Dave. I’m pretty sure everyone knew it was satire, lol. There’s no way Trump would pay $1000.
You are not allowed to say that, lol. You never accepted that argument when your autopen was in charge. 