FBI Mortage Investigations

I balance on your roof, wiggle through your crawlspace in mud, I duck-walk my way down the length of your attic in 90 degree weather through ITCHY insulation, and look in your nasty septic tank.

You didn’t give me your credit files to guard, you didn’t give me $100,000 of your money to invest, nor did you give me your 4 year old to baby-sit.

When you had a block party and invited everyone on the block (most of whom you didn’t know), when you invited the choir over from church, or called the pizza delivery guy out to your house, or let the carpet cleaners or A/C service guy in - DID you get FBI fingerprint checks on them.

Not to be rude - but guys don’t be stupid about this. We’ve got DUMB home inspectors playing along with this BS and all you’re doing is painting our profession into a 12" square box - THAT other groups aren’t doing to themselves. We’ve got well meaning nincompoops killing our industry.