# Male logic and Beer

Male logic

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: \$5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:

Woman:
So a beer costs \$5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at \$450.00. In one year, it would be approximately \$5400.00 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend \$5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at \$108,000.00 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No.

Man:

Pffffft…

My wife would just join in and drink the beer.

:lol:

Love it thanks … Roy

Nice one :mrgreen:

Damn straight she does not have one either. Those hair and nail appointments are not cheap

Another gem.