I’m married to a blonde and the father of a few girls and there’s always drama around here.
Tonight my daughter comes home looking mighty nice with her new haircut/ salon makeover and of course looking for a compliment which I give.
And, “Dad, guess how much I paid for my haircut?”
I say “$80” guessing it was somewhere round that number.
Daughter starts laughing “Nope, it was $150 with tip, and the stylist said that to protect my blonde hair you should change out all the shower heads to produce only soft water.”:shock:
So she offers to drive me to Home Depot where the stylist/ plumbing adviser says I can buy these special shower heads.
You should tell her that the only way that soft water gets into the skin, hair, and body is by washing dishes. Guessing that she would drop the subject quickly.
Not sure but I’m not aware of a soft water shower head but I am sure you will find a good compromise… Perhaps she misunderstood where soft water comes from. Blondes do in fact
enjoy themselves more and it would be a shame to stop the forward motion on this one. Our mission is always to accommodate. I know, my wife is also a blond. If she gets wind of this I’ll be making the same inquiry…
My daughter is 10 and just getting into boys. She asked her mom the other day if a boy down the street could come over and play. I interjected “Not unless you want him hanging from the tree in the front yard”.
I can tell I’m gonna have a hard time with her. Hopefully I’ll be able to refrain from having a manslaughter charge hung over my head one day.
My wife is blonde, and she has never paid for a hair cut.
She is a licensed Hair Stylist, but doesn’t cut hair (except for family), and hasn’t cut her own in years.
Her thick, blonde mane is now past her butt cheeks.
I told her that long hair is beautiful on young ladies, and was on her, when she was young, but on an old lady, it looks more like a witch or something.
The nurse is coming in my room with food now. I should be outta this hospital in a day or two! :|.)
I have two daughters, and I have a saying when they ask a question. Its either “What would Hank Hill say?” or " What would Red Forman say". I usually get DAD be serious…
My brothers are 6’2, and 6’4, and over 260 pounds.
I am 6’0 and barely 200 pounds.
At just over 4 pounds at birth, 3 months early, I wasn’t supposed to live at all (my brain didn’t) :mrgreen:
I won her over by being a “bad boy”, and lead guitarist in a Heavy Metal Rock Band, when introduced by her sister’s best friend, who I was dating at the time!
