NACHI on top in every way we can look at it.

Originally Posted By: gromicko
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http://www.nachi.org/bbsystem/viewtopic.php?t=10146


and

http://www.nachi.org/alexasitecomparison.htm

and

http://www.nachi.org/site-comparisons


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Nick Gromicko
Founder
dues=79cents/day.

I much prefer email to private messages.

Originally Posted By: god of inspections
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Nick and NACHI -


This is a ludicrous statement:

"According to Google.com the number of websites that contain the term NACHI.org is 50,300 and climbing!"

And not accurate.

NACHI.org may turn up in 50,000+ Google searches, but it DOES NOT turn up on 50,000+ different sites. Many, many, many of those Nachi.orgs are found within one site - nachi.org. All that means is that you are terribly repetitive with no real content.

Terribly misleading!!!!

God of Inspections
Non NACHI Member Forever


According to Google.com the number of websites that contain the term NACHI.org is 50,300 and climbing!

Other popular inspection-related sites:

Site __________ # of websites containing that term

NACHI.org _________________ 50,300
FindAnInspector.US __________ 28,100
www.ASHI.org ___________________ 13,200
www.NAHI.org ____________________ 1,350
www.CREIA.org _____________________ 810
NACHIatlanta.org _________________ 93
NYNACHI.org _____________________ 50
Inspectionews.com ________________ 37
Inspectionnews.com _______________ 32
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Originally Posted By: jbushart
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Nick


Now you've done it. You have angered the gods. It was bad enough having the clique at IN mad at us, but now we have to deal with Mount Olympus, as well.

Keep up the good work! Every complaint from a non-member is proof that you are doing it right.


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Home Inspection Services of Missouri
www.missourihomeinspection.com

"We're NACHI. Get over it."

www.monachi.org

Originally Posted By: jschwartz1
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Is that a Roman God or a Greek God?



Jay Schwartz


Coast To Coast Home Services, Inc


www.Coasttocoasthomeservices.com


Southeast Florida NACHI Chapter - VP www.floridanachi.org


NACHI - Legislative Committee Member


MAB - Member

Originally Posted By: psabados
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Hey James


A google search deems that the God of Inspections is irrelevant. His self proclaimed title also proves that he is a legend in his own mind.

However, it appears that he can be compared to the lonely toilet tissue. When tossed into the bowl, with the other sheets, he to will be assimilated by the water. Turned into a pile of mush to be flushed to his destiny, or sewage treatment plant (which ever comes first).

The tissue in the bowl goes round and round

Bye-bye!


Originally Posted By: wpedley
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Paul,


I think we're on to this guy when we mention

sewage treatment. ![icon_wink.gif](upload://ssT9V5t45yjlgXqiFRXL04eXtqw.gif)


--
BPedley
Inspecting for the unexpected

Originally Posted By: jbushart
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Jay


Perhaps a GEEK God...


--
Home Inspection Services of Missouri
www.missourihomeinspection.com

"We're NACHI. Get over it."

www.monachi.org

Originally Posted By: Blaine Wiley
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William,


Would you possibly be speaking of the "God of septic system inspections".

It is a shame when some are so embittered that they can't let go of something they didn't like in the first place, simply because they weren't and aren't wanted, but so badly wanted to be wanted.

If it smells like ......, it probably is. ![icon_wink.gif](upload://ssT9V5t45yjlgXqiFRXL04eXtqw.gif)


Originally Posted By: wpedley
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Blaine,


Yes indeed I think you've nailed it.

The funny thing is that he really thinks he's GOD. ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif) ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif)


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BPedley
Inspecting for the unexpected

Originally Posted By: gjohnson
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I am watching Troy. Maybe he is in there…



Gary (Snicker’s) Johnson - Free NACHOS


The NACHI Foundation


Executive Director


301-591-9895

Originally Posted By: cmccann
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SNL is coming on, Hilary Swank. icon_lol.gif



NACHI MAB!

Originally Posted By: god of inspections
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Greetings NACHI:


Hey, if you want to degrade yourselves with pointless comments about toilet paper, that's your issue.

Check into what I said about NACHI's incorrect statements about placements on Web sites. Any 8th grader out there who can do a Google search can see that the incorrect stats that Nick is reporting as truth are just not correct.

It's a shame how easily you are mislead.

Signed, God Of Inspections


Originally Posted By: Nick Gromicko
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for “NACHI.org”. (0.31 seconds)


Web Results 1 - 10 of about 38,100 for "FindanInspector.us". (0.38 seconds)

Web Results 1 - 10 of about 13,200 for "www.ashi.org". (0.32 seconds)

Web Results 1 - 10 of about 1,570 for "nahi.org". (0.35 seconds)

Web Results 1 - 10 of about 1,310 for "creia.org". (0.31 seconds)

![icon_biggrin.gif](upload://iKNGSw3qcRIEmXySa8gItY6Gczg.gif)


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Nick Gromicko
Founder
dues=79cents/day.

I much prefer email to private messages.

Originally Posted By: dvalley
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You're wasting your time with this GOD of dog-$hit.

We know what the stats are. If what you say was invalid, we'd be all over it.


GOD of dog-$hit,

Go pound sand at the other board. You're wasting your time here.


--
David Valley
MAB Member

Massachusetts Certified Home Inspections
http://www.masscertified.com

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

Originally Posted By: jbushart
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This is the god worshipped at the church of Hannigan’s Haven for Hopelessly Hateful Home Inpsectors, commonly referred to as IN. His icon on the altar is shaped as a very (extremely) small phallus which is pointing directly at the planet, Uranus.


He is worshipped in a ritual where his followers first whip themselves into a frenzy by typing anti-NACHI remarks on the "$hit $hat" message board, then rush to the NACHI "Members Only" message board to see what is being said about them. Once enflamed, they then email each other messages congratulating themselves for not being members of NACHI.

The ritual ends in a disgusting act that I will not detail, here, other than to say that there is an organization being formed to help find people who will adopt a few shaved (and soiled) gerbils that need good homes.


--
Home Inspection Services of Missouri
www.missourihomeinspection.com

"We're NACHI. Get over it."

www.monachi.org

Originally Posted By: cmccann
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icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif



NACHI MAB!

Originally Posted By: Blaine Wiley
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I think anyone pompous enough to call themselves a “God” of anything either has the maturity of an 8th grader, or only an 8th grade education.


I wonder why so many worry about whatever Nick says. I have never worried about things from other organizations or associations, even about "branding", except to laugh at it's followers! ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif) ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif) ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif)


Originally Posted By: jbushart
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Jealousy manifests itself in many ways and forms. Where these “gods of home inspection” hang out, this kind of talk is common and appreciated. It’s a group of lepers who comfort each other by pointing out the pimples on the faces of others. Nick’s success, and the success of NACHI, eats at them.


Several of them have already read these posts and are livid that we are not joining them in their attack on Nick and NACHI.

The key feature of this cluster of worms is their reluctance to use their real names - even on their own message board where they know each other. I have never seen a bigger bunch of cowards than these "gods".


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Home Inspection Services of Missouri
www.missourihomeinspection.com

"We're NACHI. Get over it."

www.monachi.org